Their sister Elizabeth (from the Avengers movies) making this round a “draw.” So, if the Nissan Rogue is Mary-Kate, and the Chevy Equinox is Ashley, which do you choose? Easy. It’s not so much smaller that you’re concerned it may be battling an amphetamine addiction but, who knows? (After all, Nissan’s heavily stylized front-end is not dissimilar from raccoon-like eye make-up). That said, the Equinox has a more full-bodied design while the Rogue is more diminutive. The Rogue and Equinox can be viewed in a similar fashion cover up the emblems and grille design and you’ve minimized the overall difference in body design. My point is how do you tell one Olsen Twin from another? The details. Out of respect, I’ll avoid front-end comparisons of Mary-Kate and Ashley. I’m talking about today’s Olsen Twins that resemble each other “just enough”.
#2016 EQUINOX VS 2017 EQUINOX FULL#
To be clear, I’m not talking about the Full House era, or even the 20-ish Olsen Twins that had grown men counting down to their 21st birthday in the creepiest way possible. I suppose that the Olsen Twins would be the best point of comparison. Fraternal? Identical? Okay, you’re over-thinking this. I’m just going to say it, aside from the distinctive front-end design, the 2017 Nissan Rogue and 2017 Chevy Equinox could pass as twins. By “extremely technical criteria” I mean “arbitrary nonsense” and by “lay-person” I mean “wet blankets who can’t appreciate sarcasm.”īottom-line: if you’re looking for an ACTUAL comparison, you’ll want to click the back arrow in the upper left-hand corner of your screen. I should probably warn you up-front that I will be comparing each vehicle objectively, based on extremely technical criteria that may be difficult for the lay-person to understand. No sooner had I choked down my vomit and embraced the epiphany that I’m just not a “Crossover / SUV Guy,” I was asked to compare the 2017 Nissan Rogue vs 2017 Chevy Equinox. (Why, oh why haven’t they learned?)īuckle up kids…get ready for the shit-show. Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge.
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